When bob is talking he is B. Bartholomew is Barth. Lets goo!! Bartholomew. I WANT WAFFLESS B. you always want waffles Barth. WELL THIS TIME I WANT THEM MORRE B. fine i'll go get you some waffles. *leaves* Barth. YES HE IS GONE NOW FOR MY SECRET EXPERIMENT... Hey no peeking! now over to Bob. B. I wonder where i can get some waffles... *Random dude in alley overhears* *psst* hey, you want some waffles? B. Um yeah u got some? Rando: yeah they're super high quality B. Ok how much? Rando: 10000 dolla dolla B. >:[ Rando: orrrrr B. Orr? Rando: 2 dolla dolla and a vial of your blood. B. Sure thats not horrifically disturbing at all Rando: make it 3 dolla dolla and ill give u a newspaper too. B. Bet. *random alley dude gives him a cardboard box* Rando: oh yeah and don't open it till they're wormed up. B. Ok thx *turns around* B. Oh yeah what tempature should- The rando is gone. B. Umm ok... B. oh look it's my bus *gets on bus* B. Oh hi whats your name? S. Sherbert frederickson the 4692. B. That is a perfectly normal name. S. I know right? but u can just call me S. S. Hey whats in the box? B. Oh just some waffles- S. Cool B. -that i got from a random dude in an alley for a vial of my blood S. UM OK THIS IS MY STOP BYE FOREVER *practically falls out of the bus* B. But the bus hasn't even started moving yet... B. Oh well. Man i can't wait to eat these waffles. I wonder what they look like... Oh wait i have to warm them up first. I cant wait to get home... *Starts reading newspaper* HEADLINE: STRANGE MAN SELLING STRANGE GOODS FOR VIALS OF BLOOD a strange man in an alley is selling strange goods and taking vials of blood for payment! very suspicous do not approach. If seen call police immediately. Second news story: local cat bitten by flea. B. UH OH. THAT POOR CAT! Narrator: bruh WHAT DOES THE FIRST STORY LITERALLY SAY OH MA GAWD *completely ignores narrator* B. Oh finally heres my stop. *Gets off bus*
Boom! first part done! find the next book on: garfield #8 or right here:
Bob & Bartholomew book 2:
Here is the second book in the series! find the first on garfield sits around the house! otherwise... U know the drill: B. For Bob and Barth. For bartholomew. Other characters later on. HERE WE GOO! B. Finally i made it home! B. Helloo im home!! Barth. OH HI I DEFINITELY WASNT DOING ANYTHING UM YEAH B. Yeah i know! Well anyway here are your waffles *holds out the box* Barth. Uh dats a cardboard box not waffles *slaps forhead* B. They're IN the box Barth. Oohh. OK WELL LEMME EAT THEM ALREADY B. WAIT Barth. what B. The dude i got them from said we need to warm them up Barth. WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING B. Uh going to my megawave? Barth. How do you he didnt say WORM them up? B. What does that even mean? Barth. What if that guy meant that we needed to put worms on it? narrator: did he really say that? no going back and checking now... B. Bruh. Barth. Wat? B. Well he WAS in an alley and seemed kinda coo-coo... Barth. Say wut now? B. I cant believe im saying this. fine we'll WORM it up. Barth. Yay! And so Bob & Bartholomew started to put worms on the box. B. Ok i think thats enough worms lets eat them now. Barth. THE WORMS? NO! B. Bruh not the worms the waffles. Barth. Oh B. Why would u think i would want to eat the worms??? Barth. Idk *ribbit* B. Dont ribbit at me weirdo! Barth. Da wasnt me B&B: uh oh *they slowly open the box* Barth.It's... it's... B. A frog! *ribbit* Barth. Aww he's so cute! im going to call you samuel! Narrator: ok im calling him S when he talks. Or you know... ribbits Samuel opens his mouth and bares his big sharp fangs! S. GRAARRRRR!! B. AAAAAHHH!!! Barth. AAAAAHHHH!!!! Barth. RUN! *they run* B. Quick in here! *they run into the bathroom and lock the door* B. Dude your frog is psycho! Barth. I know! what kind of frog says ribbit? B. >:[ I meant THE SUPER SHARP TEETH Barth. Oh S. *Snuffle grunt* Barth. *whispers* samuels right outside! B. What are we gonna do? Barth. I have an idea! B. reallyy.. Youu... Barth. Yup! B. Ok what is it- NO WAIT Barth. *Jumps out of bathroom* Barth. Samuel i challenge you to a game of go fish! if i lose you can chase us again, if i win u have to leave! B. why am i not surprised that's your plan? S. *ribbit* Barth. He accepts! B. Well what do ya know this might just work Narrator: Let the most intense round of go fish begin!! Barth. Do ya got any threes? S. Ribbit croak! Barth. Dag nabbit! *draws a card* S. Croak ribbit? Barth. Darn! *samuel takes a card from B* S. Ribbit croak? Barth. Go fish! Narrator: this continued on for a while until there was only 1 card left and they each had 10 pairs. Samuel has 2 cards in his (whatever frog hands are called) and B has 2 cards. (One card is missing from the deck) Barth. if he gets this i lose! S. Croak ribbit croak? Barth. Yes! I win! theres no more cards so instant win! S. CROAK RIBBIT RIBBIT CROOAK!!!!! >>:[ Barth. *gasp!* B. That was just cruel! Barth. Samuel how could you?! :( S. CROAK RIBBIT *samuel leaves* Barth. yay my plan worked! B. Surprisingly Barth. wut did u say? B. Nothing. hey how did u know that go fish was the way to beat samuel? Barth. *blank expression* B. Ok... *ding dong!* Barth. I'll get it! B. He is acting so weird today. First, he comes up with a plan that actually works, and now he's answering the door instead of binge watching barney. What's with him? *at the door* Barth. Hi wut do u want Delivery dude: your massager plus max 10000 mega is here! Barth. Wut is dat B. WAIT ITS HERE?! *runs over and yoinks the box* Delivery dude: ok that will be 234 dolla dolla B. he's paying------> *points at Bartholomew and runs away* Barth. Ok how do i pay Delivery dude: tap here sir *holds out credit machine* Barth. Tap what where Delivery dude: tap your credit card on this machine please. Barth. NO WAY YOU MIGHT SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON PILLOWS Delivery dude: uhm nope thats a no Barth. *slams door* Delivery dude: ok i'll come back later! Barth. I'LL BE WAITING >:) Delivery dude: OH GREAT HEAVENS *runs away* Barth. Thank you, dont come again! Barth. Hehe now i have to prepare for his return...
BOOM ANOTHER BOOK DONE! FIND THE NEXT ON GARFIELD #9! HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
Bob & Bartholomew book 3:
Hey wassup guys time for the next book in the Bob & Bartholomew series!! first book on garfield sits around the house, second on tips the scales. (#7 & #8) also be sure to check out cobalt's amazing reviews shes awesome keep posting cobalt! Ok here we go book 3! As you may remember, a certain delivery dude was coming back to B&B's house to collect payment for his delivery, but Barth. Didnt want to pay, so he built a little something... but Bob is the one operating it. Here we goo!! B. Ok game plan.I will take revenge on that delivery dude and i wont let him set one foot on our doormat. *quickly switches doormat to the one that says: "not welcome"* and i think i might change our front walk a bit... >:) ok time to set up!! narrator: im calling the delivery dude "joe" from now on. 6 hours later... J. *at work* ok where do i need to deliver next mr bossman? Boss: go to that house u didnt get paid at yet J. Um... well... Boss. WHAT ARE YA BLUBBERIN ABOUT?? J. well there was a dude there who seemed- Boss. ALRIGHT I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR LIFE STORY JUST GO! J. Yes sir mr bossman sir! J. *hops in his van* a few minutes later... J. Hey whats with the house the front is different. He was right. The front of the house was now connected to a huge metal box. (kinda like a shipping container but really big) On the front was a big creepy smiley face and a sign that said: J. Bob and bartholomews fun house... Huh. Oh well its blocking the whole front of the house so i guess ill go through... *walks inside the box* J. Jeez whats with the overly bright coloring suddenly the door slams shut trapping Joe inside!! J. Uhm ok thats not creepy at all... in front of joe are two doors with big smiley faces on them. J. "choose wisely" huh ok i choose... Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollers say hello, meenie eenie miney moe. Ok left it is! Narrator: (its the wrong door) J. Hey how are there stairs inside a big box? *walks down stairs* In creepy drippy paint: B&B's FuN HoUsE!!! J. Ok... Man its getting rly dark in here.. Suddenly when joe steps forward, he slips on oil and falls on his heinie! J. owie!! J. Bruh y is there oil on the ground? oh well continuing on... then when joe steps forward again, he steps on a button, and the floor opens and he falls down! J. AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *wumph!* J. Ooh nice i landed in some big soft pillows! Then suddenly warped ice cream truck music starts playing, and the whole space lights up! B. Welcome delivery dude! or i guess unwelcome! if you can make it to the other side of this room, then i will pay you! J. Ok easy i can just walk forwar- OOmph!!! A pillow swings and hits joe in the face. B. Oh yeah, and one more thing... The floor in front of joe opens up and another platform rises out of it, but with every obstacle you can imagine; swinging balls, balance beams, monkey bars, stuff that swings in your path and stuff that swings YOU out of your path, all above a huge pit filled with pillows!! J. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!? WE'RE IN A BOX!! B. not anymore! J. Wait whats so bad about falling on pillows? B. They're LUMPY!! J. NO! YOU WOULDN'T! B. HEHE >:) i warned you not to come back!! J. I will do your diabolical course to prove im a chill guy! B. Ok! see u on the other side! or not... >:) J. Here i go! narrator: montage time! To the tune of "jingle bells" B's fun house! B's fun house! Oh yeah its so fun! (not) Oh what fun it is to fall in B's awesome fun house! Bouncing into walls... joes trying not to fall... But he is gettin wapped and slapped and hit by swinging balls! Ooooh B's fun house! B's fun house! Oh yeah its so fun! (not) Oh yeah its so fun to fall and land on lumpy pillows! J. *huff puff* Not gonna happen! *out of breath* *makes the final leap across!* ...aand promply smacks into a swinging ball. B. Ooohh thats gotta hurt! J. Im. Not. Done. Yet! *holds onto the ball and climbs on top while its still swinging (these balls are as big as cars but r foam btw) J. Ok here we go! i can do it! B. Pfff yeah sure you can! thats a super high jump across a big gap! the only way across was using that trampoline you failed on! J. Oh yeah? ENDER PEARL- B. nope sorry wrong story bud J. Aw cmon man! ok then, SECRET WEAPON! B. NO WAIT- J. FREE LASAGNAAA!!!!!!!!! *silence* *Suddenly a loud booming sound is heard* B. OH NO YOU ACTUALLY SUMMONED- J. HAHA I SUMMONED THE FINAL BOSS- GIANT Garfield: DID I HEAR LASAGNA!?!?! J. GIANT GARFIELD!!! GIANT GARFIELD: *kicks joe and odie at the same time* J. oh hi odie wassup? Odie: arf arf! J. Nice! *odie does a triple backflip 360 and lands on some pillows next to the finish* Joe promptly smacks next to the pillows on his bootie again. J. OWIE *grabs the bag of money and runs out the exit* Bye B! have a nice time with garfield! Ok i ran out of space so this is the end for now! find the next book "B&B final boss garfield" on garfield #10. Cobalt you're awesome keep it up.
Bob & Bartholomew book 4 summary
Guys #4 keeps deleting so here is a summary so you don't miss anything:
The epic battle kicks off right where we left off, with Bartholomew and Giant Garfield going absolutely head-to-head in a wild fight for a little bit! Things are looking pretty intense until Barth pulls off a genius tactical move. He manages to whip up a huge plate of lasagna, but right before handing it over, he secretly pours this mysterious, glowing pink liquid all over it. Garfield, being Garfield, can't resist the food and scarfs the entire thing down. As soon as he finishes eating, the pink potion completely kicks in and works its magic, instantly changing his whole attitude and turning him super nice and chill!
After the chaos settles down, Barth and the newly calmed-down Garfield decide to just hang out and relax together. They grab some snacks, get comfortable, and binge-watch Catflix for hours. Everything is totally peaceful until suddenly out of nowhere—ZAP! The entire house goes pitch black because the power goes completely out. Confused and a little freaked out, they look out the window to see what happened, and out on the front lawn they see...
And that evil cliffhanger is pretty much where it ends! Ok anyway garfield is awesome read it! i really like garfield books they always make me laugh. Seeya later!!!
Bob & Bartholomew book 5
Heeyyy guys im baaack! time for the next book woohoo! first on garfield sits around the house pls read it first. Ok here we go! B. Its- its- Garfield. ... B. WUT HAPPENED?? G. Wait this isn't normal? B. WHAT HAPPENED??? narrator. The beautiful neighborhood is no more. It is now a wasteland of crumbling gray hunks of random stuff for miles. The sky is gray with smoke clouds from piles of wreckage. Everything is gone. The only thing left is the big metal box they just came out of. B. NOOOOOOO B. WAIT WHERE IS OUR HOUSE? BARTHOLOMEW WAS INSIDE!!! *digs around the smoking wreckage* B. No no no this can't be happening! Garfield. Hey whats that? *the lasagna has made garfield normal size now* B. *sobs* what now? G. Its a cat. Narrator. But its not a normal cat. its skin has a shine and its eyes are red. B. whats with it? G. NERMAL *pounces on nermal but bounces off* G. Wut B. Wait! i think it's... A robot? Narrator: ° this symbol means its talking in a robotic voice NERMAL BOT: °B. located. Calling all units° Duderunsfast: Oh no you don't!! *jumps on nermal bot and hits it with his lollipop* B. WUT *Garfield runs away* B. No wait garfield! DRF. hi! who are you? B. Who are YOU? and what the actual FLIP is going on???? DRF. I'm DudeRunsFast! B. Uhm ok... Im B! DRF. Is that short for something? B. Yeah but i cant tell you what its short for dacomicguy has outlawed it. Oh wait, this is the web version of B&B! My name is Bob B. *remembers* WUT IS GOING ON DRF. Oh yeah! lemme just show you... Narrator. Cutscene time! while Bob and garfield were watching The Cat Show DRF. aaah what a nice uneventful day! SUDDENLY: *hears scre@ms* DRF. Of course. Suddenly a huge nermal-shaped blimp appears in the sky! NERMAL: BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! GO MY NERMAL BOTS! FIND BOB AND BARTHOLOMEW!!! DRF. WHAT DA FLIP!! Narrator: suddenly a huge shockwave wipes out everything and knocks dude runs fast out! *wakes up* DRF. WHAT HAPPENED?!? EVERYTHING IS GONE!OH YEAH RIGHT... DRF. *Grabs lollipop and sucks on it while thinking* DRF. Hmmm so if nermal is searching for some random dudes named bob and bartholomew, I should find them first! ok dis way! *smacks into wall* DRF. Oops dats wrong way *smacks into metal* DRF. huh wats dis NERMAL BOT: °PREPARE TO BE DESTR0YED° DRF. UUM NO THX *throws lollipop and does 9999999 damage* Nermal bot get totally cooked* *Lollipop comes back to DRF's hand* DRF. man i love my lollipop smacker 3000! [Cutscene end] DRF. And so dats what happened B. My brain is dying DRF. u must be the guy nermal is looking for! B. But why? DRF. i have no idea B. *sniff* DRF. Whats wrong? B. I dont know where my friend Bartholomew is. :( DRF. oooh yeah the other guy nermal wants. *.+Nate\-_-/+.*• HI! DRF. AAAH WHO R U Nate. I'm Nate! B. What r u doing here? Nate. i was listening to u guys and u want to help- AAAAHH WHY R U SO SHORT? DRF. why not? Nate. Sorry that was mean. Short ppl are awesome. B. Guys can we get back to the part where we find my friend? Drf. Sure! Nate. Sure! but first we need weapons if we wanna fight the nermal-bots Drf. Wuts a nermo bot Nate and B. BRUH SERIOUSLY?! B. its that robot you totally cooked. Drf. Oh. Well anyway, i already have a weapon. My lollipop! nate. Yeah well me and Bob need weapons and i know the perfect place! but we need some nermal-bot parts. B. Ok i'll grab some Narrator. And so the three weirdos set off to get some weapons in this strange new land! DONE ANOTHER BOOK!! HOPE U LIKED IT! thx so much for all your support! cobalt i cant wait for more TFSB you're awesome! K byyye! Tysm byye!!! Nothing else here.... BONUS: why are cookies called COOKies and bacon called BACon if you BAKE cookies and COOK bacon?!? •If you get out of a shower clean, why is the towel considered dirty??? • why is a CARgo called that when its on a SHIP? and why is a SHIPment calld that when its on a CAR??? K bye for real 5000/5000 exactly!
Bob & bartholomew #6: New Weapons!
Hi guys wassup its me dacomicguy bringing you book 6! if you haven't read the first book, please do! its on garfield 7 sits around the house. Also I need a lot of new characters so if you want to be on bob and bartholomew tell me on garfield #10. tell me your: • Name • Weapon of choice • Personality/quirks • Gender • Other tell me on garfield #10!! btw i write these every few days so keep checking and sort by recent if you dont see it because sometimes its weird like that. Ok book 6 here we go!! ☃ B. So where are we going again? Nate. We're going to the night market to get weapons. DudeRunsFast: Since i already have a weapon I'm gonna get some candy B. I don't think a night market sells candy?.. Nate. It most definitely does not. Unless its po¡soned. Drf. Sounds yummy!!! B. Its not. B. Hey nate what time is it? Nate. *checks watch* 7:34 pm B. It's kinda hard to tell with all this smoke in the air. Drf. Yeah i mean i can never remember if the sun is out in the day or the night. Bob&Nate: IN THE DAY!!! Drf. Oooh ok thx B. Also dude, i don't think a boomerang lollipop counts as a weapon. Drf. IT DOES WHEN IT DOES 99999 DAMAGE Nate. If it does that's completely broken. Nate. Oh look we're here The night market is a series of small or large stands always recently repaired because of fights, all ready to be taken down at short notice. B. So who do you know here? Nate. He's over here. Just let me do the talking. This guy's a trickster B. I thought you said you were friends. Nate. I said I know a guy. We're just acquaintances. *nate leads them over to a larger, decorated stand with weapons and objects of all shapes and sizes.* Nate. Hey ???. What business do you have here Nate. Picking up some weapons for my boys ???. Just weapons? i got some k1ller new artifacts delivered today... B. Ooh what kind of artifacts?? *Nate glares at B* ???. Maybe magical ones, maybe not. Who's asking? B. I'm B- Nate. Just weapons today. ???. Well then take your pick B. OOH THE INSANE EXPL0DING RAGING CRAZY SWORD OF DOOM?!? weapon stats: THE INSANE EXPL0DING RAGING CRAZY SWORD OF DOOM: Abilities: has a 25% chance of exploding enemy each hit. Regular attack: 15 damage +2 fire damage Critical attack: 25 damage +5 fire damage Special ability: RAGE-(too overpowered to mention) B. IT WILL BE MINE Drf. Not unless you're sitting on 100,000 gold pieces it won't. B. it will not be mine :( Nate. Hmm what about this one for you B? ???. Oooh good eye! THE DUAL FLAME: a double edged axe with a built in fl@methrower. Damage-melee attack: 10 Critical hit: 15 Ranged: (flamethr0wer) 5 regular +5 fire damage Special: FLAME WHIRL [Ability locked] B. What does "ability locked" mean? ???. It means you have to learn how to use the weapon first. B. I'll take it! ???. 900 gold please! B. Nate what are you getting? Nate. What's this? ???. That's The Random. THE RANDOM: description: random weapon Switches to a different weapon every enemy k¡lled. Damage 5-25 ranged: 5-15 Abilities. Multiple k¡lls can add a temporary fire, poison, or ice ability. ???. A steal at 750 gold! Nate. I'll take it! ???. And how about you little guy? Nate. Oh no its fine he already has weapon- Drf. Whats that? ???. Oh that little thing? *grabs what looks like a spatula but sparkly* ???. It's called the mystical flip. THE MYSTICAL FLIP description: A sparkly spatula Damage ??? Abilities ??? Flipping pancakes and other stovetop foods. Drf. what does it do? ???. It *whisper whisper tremendous value whisper short* Drf. Awesome! that's perfect cuz im short! Nate. What? ???. 350 gold pls! Drf. Here you go! ???. And may I recommend for you all: The Ring of Trust THE RING OF TRUST: Description: A small silver ring with a blue gem in the center Abilities: Emits a round, meter wide shield of blue energy from the ring. But only if you trust it will. Abilities 2: The more you trust it the stronger the shield. The shield can only stay active for max 15 seconds. The more its used, the better the strength and lasting time. B, Nate, and Drf: we'll take them! ???. Ok the ring of trust x3... That'll be 750 gold! *Ch-ching* ???. Thank you come again! Nate. Thx man. ???. I was talking to your money. Drf. That guy was great! whats his name? Nate. Nobody knows. Most people just call him The Shopkeeper or The Supplier. B. Man i'm hungry. Drf. Me too. Nate. Lets try that place! B. Ok but then we have to continue the search for my friend. Nate. Yeah we have to find him before Nermal and his nermo-bots find him first. Drf. Anyway lets eat! *they walk over to the food stand* B. Huh. The Crusty Cab. Lets try it out! But suddenly there is a loud bang and they hear shouts! Boom book 6 done! hope you liked it! Pls tell me if you want to be on B&B because I need more characters. Just tell me all those things i said and i will include you! 5000/5000
Bob & bartholomew #7: The Search
Hey guys time for another bob and bartholomew!This ones gonna be short cuz yeah. Here we go!!! What is the mystery item dudeRunsFast got? we shall see... >:) B. Ok time to eat at the Crusty Cab! But suddenly there is a loud bang and they here shouts! Nate. Whats going on? Drf. Lemme see *speeds away* B. For a short guy hes really fast Nate. Yeah Drf. *zips back* Quick hide in that alley! the nermo-bots are here! B. What?! how did nermal know we were here?? Nate. I dont think he does. The robots seem to just be sweeping the area. Drf. What are we gonna do? Nate. I- °B FOUND° Narrator: guys when someone talks in a robotic voice their sentence will have this on it--> ° Three nermo-bots round the corner! B. YESSSS WE GET TO TEST OUR WEAPONSS Nate. I dont know if thats a good thing... FIGHT! dacomicguy: Ok you're up first Nate! Nate. Bet Dacomicguy: what random weapon will you get first? Nate. Ooh a broadsword! THE RANDOM--FIRST RANDOMIZER PICK=Broadsword (new weapon every k¡ll) Broadsword-5 damage Nate. RAAAHHH *starts hacking at robot* Dcg: your turn B! B. GET DUAL FLAMED!!! THE DUAL FLAME: Dual sided axe with flamethrwer on top 10 damage Flamethrowr: 5 + 5 flame damage B. *shoots flame at nermo-bot* Drf. Yeah! woohoo! Dcg. Uuuh duderunsfast, you have to fight one too. Drf. Oh yeah right *Throws lollipop and insta k¡lls robot* Dacomiguy. Nope sorry too overpowered. Drf. Aaaawww cmon man! *nermo-bot revives* Drf. At least its a boomerang. *catches returning lollipop* All three kept fighting until B had k¡lled his, an was helping Nate. Nermo-bot: °Bl@ster engaged° *starts firing tranqualizer darts* B. Quick, activate rings of trust! RING OF TRUST (x3) Makes a circular shield of blue energy. Only if you trust ut will. The more trust you have in your friends the stronger the shield. *all three except drf put their shields up* Drf. Why it no work? B. You have to trust it and us remember? Drf. Oooh yeah right *just barely blocks dart* Nate. FINISH HIM *crits nermo-bot an destr0ys it* Drf. *Throws lollipop as B. Hits it with axe* *D¡es* Drf, Nate & B: yay we did it!!!! B. Wow that was great! Nate. Oh look im getting a new random weapon! Drf. Its a couch! Nate. Ummm no its a bow with arrows. BASIC BOW: 4 damage per shot B. Cool! Nate. Hey dude, i just remembered. Whats that magical spatula thingy do? B. Oh yeah! what does it do? Drf. Hehe i'll tell you when i see somethin worth buying. Like that! B&Nate: huh? *there is an old woman selling stuff* B. What are you getting? Drf. That! Nate. a cat? B. Aww its so cute! *the cat opens its mouth and tentacles come out and grab a cat treat* B. Well thats deeply disturbing Drf. I NEED THAT CAT old woman: He's expensive Drf. Guys quick, huddle up. B&Nate: what is it? Drf. Remember the mystical flip? B. The what? Drf. The spatula. Nate. Oooh thats what its called Drf. The Shopkeeper told me that short people can convince a buyer that it contains tremendous value! B. Wait thats so helpful! Nate. Especially because you're short! Drf. *Ahem* Excuse me miss, but i would like to buy that cat from you in exchange for this. Woman. What is it? Drf. T'is the Mystical Flip. A very valuable spatula that is perfect for flipping! Very rare and mystical. Woman. Oooh is it good at making pancakes? Drf. oh yes. Woman. Deal! *Hands over cat* Drf. Awesome! B. Ok you got the adorable but disturbing cat. Can we go now? Nermo-bot. °PREPARE TO BE DESTR0YED° Nate. Oh yeah i forgot about these guys B. RUN!! *they run* Nate. N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! B. WHAT?!? Nate. *sobs* DRF COULD HAVE USED THE SPATULA TO GET THE INSANE EXPL0DING RAGING CRAZY SWORD OF DOOM!!!! B. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ok da end for today. Hope you liked it! sorry if it was a bit short. Anyway please speed i need more characters so pls tell me if u want to be on bob and bartholomew!!! Remember pls dont make your weapon overpowered. Anyway thanks for reading! cobalt pls pls pls put me on TFSB. Anyway garfield is awesome byyee!!!! ☃ ★ guys should i make my name ★ dacomicguy ★ Hi★ . NOOOO CANADA LOST TO AMERICA IN HOCKEY WHYYYYY :( :( :( >:( COBALT IS AWESOME almost there! 4945/5000 5000/5000 exactly!
Bob & Bartholomew #8
FINALLY IM BAAAACK SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG GUYS!! I will explain. I made #8 TWICE on garfield rolls on, but it would not post! it said it was, but as soon as i checked again, it was GONE :0 Ok anyway time for number 8! p.s. Ok here we gooo!!! Drf. Where are we going again? Nate. BRUH WE JUST TOLD YOU B. We're going to Odie City because Nate thinks Bartholomew is there. B. I really hope he is Nate. Oh look we're here! Narrator: aaaah Odie City. A beautiful sprawling metropolous now mostly destroyed. I hear its lovely in a major crisis... B. Wow most of the buildings are wrecked! (the buildings are still standing they're just mostly destroyed on the inside) Drf. YOOO LETS TRY TO FIND COBALTS CAFE!! B. Oh yeah, that place is awesome!! think its still standing? Nate. If cobalt wasnt lying about making the walls out of her cookie batter, then it should. Drf. I love that place! i bought a flaming tire there! B. *Blinks at him* Nate. DUDE ITS A CAFE NOT CANADIAN T|RE!!! Drf. Anyway lets try to find it! B. it shouldnt be too hard to find since its on Liz street across from Jon avenue. We're kinda close. Drf. I'm sure nothing will go wrong! Nermo-bot: °PREPARE TO BE DESTR0YED° Nate. You had to say it didn't you?! B. Ugh not again Drf. Don't worry, my cats got it! Nate. What do you m- NOM *Tentacles come out of the cats mouth and swallow the robot* B. Well that was disturbing (duderunsfast, pls tell me your cats name!) Drf. Easy peasy! B. Uhm maybe not... *12 robots round the corner with a few more behind* Drf. AAHHH *speeds off* Nate. Bro wait for us! B. RUN!! *they run and then duck into an alley* Drf. Oh no! Nate. There are more robots! Narrator: it was true. More robots are on the other side of the alley. B. What are we gonna do?! Drf. We're cooked chat! ???: not if I can help it! [DRAMATIC ENTRANCE ALERT: COMMENCE ACTION MUSIC!] A PERSON JUMPS INTO THE SCENE, AND THROWS A BOOMERANG WITH- B. Is that a sword blade attached to that? THEN SUDDENLY A SECOND PERSON RUNS INTO THE SCENE, JUST AS THE FIRST BLASTS THE ROBOTS WITH PLASMA FROM- Nate. Is that a plasma cannon ATTACHED TO HIS ARM?!? Drf. COOL I WANT ONE! THE SECOND PERSON STARTS RANDOMLY KARATE-CHOPPING THE AIR B. Uhm is that rly helping? BUT THEN THE ROBOTS GET CIJT WHERE HE MOVED HIS HAND! Drf. WUT AND THEN, WHILE DRF IS YAPPING, A THIRD PERSON APPEARS BEHIND HIM FROM THE SHADOWS! ???: HeLlo ThErE!! Drf. GAH! THIS THIRD PERSON IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE BATTLE, but the robots are already all broken. *end action music* B. WOW Nate. WOW Drf. WOW AGAIN! B. WHO ARE YOU GUYS?!? The first person: I'm Gl1tch! The second person: I'm L- *falls asleep* The third person: I AM CHEESE REEHEEHEE Gl1tch: *sigh* and the guy on the ground is Law. Drf. SO IS YOUR LEFT ARM REALLY A PLASMA CANNON?!? Gl1tch. Yup! Law. *wakes up* and I can cut stuff by swiping! Gl1tch. Also, he randomly falls asleep and Cheese. is super creepy and will find the creepiest way into a situation. B. Cool! Nate. You guys are awesome! thx for the save! Law. You're welcome! Gl1tch. Enough standing around, lets go to our HIDEOUT
WOOHOO DONE BOOK 8! HOPEFULLY U LIKED IT!! Sorry if it was a bit short.
Bob & bartholomew #9: The Hideout
BOOM FINALLY TIME FOR ANOTHER BOB AND BARTHOLOMEW WOOP WOOP!! (also Nate is now being called cooper or coop for short.) Bob. I cant wait to see the hideout! Coop. Yeah, what do you guys call yourselves anyway? Gl1tch. The êáßûæ¥#&$£llsnijâøš club! Drf. I'm sorry what now?!? Law. I know its a bit confusing. The real versio- Cheese. TaKes ThrEE hOurS to PrONouNce!!! B. Im scared to hear what your w¡f¡ passord is. Gl1tch. Alright, we're here!! Narrator: THE HIDEOUT, home of The êáßûæ¥#&$£llsnijâøš Club! FIRST, WE HAVE PC'S, COMPUTERS, TV'S, AND EVERY GAMING CONSOLE YOU CAN IMAGINE. WITH LEDS STRUNG ON THE CEILINGS AND WALL. THEN, IN ONE CORNER, A TECH LAB WITH A WEAPON CLONER, PLUS A TRAINING AREA! Gl1tch. The tech lab and training area are my favorite. Law. And over here we have a cafe, run by- Drf. NO WAY!!! Cheese. Cobalt herself! Drf. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- gl1tch. Uhm is he ok?.. Coop. Yeah he just loves cobalts cafe. Law. And now its time to meet the crew!! (some of these people im changing how they enter the story sry) First off; CHESS CHAMPIONN!! C.C: STATS Weapon: katana decorated with a dragon design Gender: he/him Quirk: good at chess Robots k¡lled: 20 AND THEN WE HAVE: GRASS!!! STATS: Weapon: jumbo lollipop with sharp broken tip Gender. Unknown (grass pls tell me!) Quirk: hyper, and sometimes go crazy and tries to eat grass Robots k¡lled: 15 NOW WE HAVE: MILO!!! STATS: Weapon: banana. Does 15 damage and can also be a: gün, sword, and the peel can expløde. Quirks: short attention span, hyper. Robots k¡lled: 18 NEXT UP WE HAVE: INUMAKI!!! STATS: Weapon/ability: can say smth and it happens, but the more op it is, the more it hurts his throat. Quirk: talks using recipe ingredients. Robots k¡lled: 21 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: THAT ONE TARGET DUMMY!!! STATS: Weapon: a target frisbee that when thrown, a bunch of random objects starts pelting the impact point. Quirk: has a watch with garfield maps and likes playing calculator clicker. Robots k¡lled: 17 B. WOW!!!! Coop. WOW!!!! Drf. Sorry can you repeat all that? i was thinking about rubber chickens dipped in ranch dressing. Grass. NO C.c. So what do you guys think? B. I THINK, THAT I LOVE THIS PLACE! Drf. Race you to the VR headsets! B. Seriously? dont you want to get to know these guys better? Drf. Theres plenty of time for that later! *speeds off* I. (I stands for Inumaki) Actually, we want to show you something..? B. The names Bob. What do you want to show me? Gl1tch. Well, we heard that whole thing about how nermal is searching for your friend, who we now know is Bartholomew. And we might know where he could be. B. How? TOTD. Well, we just need one more piece of information. Where was he at the time of the explosion? B. In Jon village in our house. (TOTD stands for that one target dummy) Gl1tch. That confirms it! B. Confirms what? Milo. an unidentified ship left that area heading slightly east and very quickly, right after the explosion. B. What type of aircraft? TOTD. It was- Drf. whats your w¡f¡ password? C.c. *sigh* its on the wall over there, but it might take you a while to type the whole thing. B. Why do you have a guy in a cell? Grass. Oh that's h/\mburger. More on him later. B. Ok so what was the ship? I. It was either a rocket, or a chicken after taco bë||. TOTD. So probably a rocket. Cheese. iT cOuLd hAVe bEen A chIcKEn! B. A rocket... Then that must mean he's headed for- *they all look up at the skylight* The moon.